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Ever suffered infuriating distractions while trying to get the most out of a Bardot video? Don't worry, howtohownotto.com has got your back!
0.57 Gratuitous hand and foot contact. 1.10 – 1.13 Text book example of naughty-naughty pop star face by Polihronas. Notice that Polihronas is not even raising a sweat even though she is horsing around like crazy in that sauna. 1.44 First historical instance of someone fervently ripping a large piece of felt with peacock feathers stuck to it off their bottom in a music video. 2.28 Sauna invasion 2.31 Katie blocking the fire escape before freaking into a sustained robotic shit-show. Magnificent! Incidentally, 'Poison' is an excellent song (and an ARIA award-nominated video). Any anti-Poison comments will be moderated.
**Warning. You will be very busy between 1.33 and 1.54, so just be ready to really focus. 0.48 Shameless extended shot of The Monk-rack 0.57 More extended Monk-rack 1.33-1.36 Outstanding chin and eyebrow work 1.36 – 1.41 Monk has forgotten the brief of earnest swaying and soulful nodding and is smiling vacantly into the middle distance. Hilarious! 1.46 MASSIVE highlight in Katie’s neck work here 1.52-1.54 – Text book example of look-down, look-up music video meaningfulness 2.34 More disturbing vacant smiling by Monk If you're not too exhausted after that, you're invited to compare and contrast the just-chillin-with-heaps-of-my-totes-chilled-out-mates-at-a-seaside-location vibe of 'These Days' with Delta Goodrem's 'Little Too Late'. (Skip to 2.22 or you'll have to watch a lot of Deltra singing in front of floral wallpaper and joking around with some friends of her mum's.)
Whose totally chillaxed guitar-strumming good times would you rather be involved in? ** A special thanks to the multi-talented Erin Byrnes, who lent her expertise to the compiling of the Bardot highlights.
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written by Pooksie, 12 July, 2009
Why does Monk have feathers coming out of her botty in 'Poison'?
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