Quarantine officials once let a hamster into Australia, and it shat everywhere. Ever since then - hamsters have been banned from entering the country. Here's how to get a furry friend into the wide brown land.
Ooooh....this is a toughy. But we're going to give it a crack anyway because a reader actually wrote in asking for some help on this one. (Very flattering, even if it was howtohownotto.com's cousin.)
It's easy to be the insultingest little turd on the block if you stick to tried and true methods and don't get carried away with the fancy-pants tactics.
If you're serious about not going to a maritime museum, stay away from the coast. 
It's kind of a drag but unfortunately, it's a matter of waiting around until a Hootie and the Blowfish member agrees to hold your hand.
This seems to be the cause of a lot of confusion, most of it caused by a verminous song and dance troupe called 
For most people this is kind of a cinch. Not so for '90s soft rock butterfly bad-boys, Crazy Town.
To really make a mess out of a music video you need to use your imagination.
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